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Funny Birthday Phrases

🎈 Humorous birthday messages

From now on you have one more wrinkle! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday. You are so special to me, that I remember your birthday without the Facebook reminder.

After days and days looking for a suitable gift for you, I have finally decided that everything you want will come true when you read this greeting… CONGRATULATIONS!

Today we celebrate that you are a year older, but don't worry that you are much better. Happy Birthday!

For your birthday I wanted to give you something sweet, sweet and adorable ... but the mailman made me get out of the envelope ... Happy Birthday!

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If you cannot read at a glance what this letter says, do not complicate yourself, at your age the details are not important. Happy Birthday!!

Today that you smile for everything, listen to this ... don't worry, that when the old years go by, it becomes an invaluable antiquity ... hahaha Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday! You have a wonderful life, an unbeatable appearance and an iron health. How could a simple gift compete against all this?

One more year, one year less; The important thing is that we enjoy it. Congratulations!

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Let's hug each other right now, before you realize that there is no gift. Happy Birthday!

With my solidarity for you that you know how to age happily ... I wish you a happy birthday!

If I don't give you anything this year, don't be offended, I'm saving for the next one.

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You don't have to hide, you only have one more year. Happy Birthday!

Your friendship is so important to me that I would like to share it with you a thousand years ... Congratulations on your day!

May you meet many, but many more years, and don't worry that antiques have more value.

For these special days such as your birthday, I remember with nostalgia all our past together, I even make images of those memories, and happiness comes from laughter, because I see that you have not changed at all, you stay as ugly as ever.

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Today is your birthday and I want to congratulate you and if you have a party you have to invite me.

Laugh and smile as much as you want while your teeth remain. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Have fun all you want, but not too much, you are at a vulnerable age.

Have fun on your birthday, because you'll never be so young again. But be careful, because you've never been so old. Happy Birthday!

You can value what this day means, you can assess how lucky you are to be older again, or not, but above all you should value your beautiful teeth and smile, because you do not know how long it will accompany you.

Welcome to that age when you forget your age. Happy Birthday!

It is not so bad to turn years, do not take it so badly, think that it is better than next year, when you will be one more year old and you will be one year older.

I've been 364 days since your last birthday thinking what gift to give you, but every day I thought about it I stopped doing it, since I remembered that I've been waiting for your gift for years too, so expect to be happy that you will be, but not with the company of my gift

Honey, I know that for your birthday you would love a nice homemade dinner. I've already called your mother! He told me that Wednesday will come perfectly. Happy Birthday!

Congratulations. You are like good wine ... the older, the better

You already have one more wrinkle! Happy Birthday!

Congratulations on your new channel! Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday late for someone special, who now has the free way to completely forget mine.

I invite you all to celebrate that I have a new year of life and less to enjoy.

You are all cordially invited to my birthday party. Dress code: something to drink and eat.

Fortunately, they are celebrating their birthday every day, so you have to celebrate big time, I invite you to my birthday.

One more year, one year less: the important thing is that we enjoy it. Happy Birthday!

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Age is only important if you are a cheese or a wine, we will both taste them at my birthday party to which you are invited.

A day like today, your mother, "collaborating with an electric company," gave birth! Yes, he did a good job! By the way, who had hired her, Endesa, Unión Fenosa or Iberdrola?

I know you are upset about turning years before me. Even so, Congratulations!

This year I would like to surprise you and surprise you with a fantastic and original gift, but it is very likely that you will not appreciate my genius. Therefore, you will have to settle for the classic and traditional ... Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday. Being young at heart is an issue ...

When you can't run for years, jog; when you can't jog, walk; When you can not walk, use cane. But don't stop! Happy Birthday.

Have fun on your birthday, because you'll never be so young again. But be careful, because you've never been so old. Happy Birthday!".

The years are like boogers, the more you have the harder it makes you breathe! Happy Birthday!

Do you think being older is a fun thing? Wait to see you in the mirror so you can laugh. Happy Birthday!

Today hundreds of birthday messages will come to you on Facebook or WhatsApp, they will all be funny, beautiful, original, funny, there will even be messages that will make you excited, this will only be informative.

Luckily, Facebook reminds me every year this day of your birthday, and luckily there are emojis to save me writing birthday greetings, if not, on days like today you would not know that I exist.

I do not know whether to congratulate you or give your condolences, because the years have deteriorated you too much, I hope and wish you have a happy day, remember to be careful with your joints, than with this age. Happy Birthday.

Never lie about your age, except in cases of emergency, such as when for example someone asks you about your age. Happy Birthday!

What do you want me to say…? Have courage! The next year will be worse !!! Jokes aside, congratulations!

Today is an important day that you can value so many things, such as your memories and experiences, that being older makes you an interesting man for many women, but you should value your original denture more, and smile a lot to show it off, because you really don't know why How long will accompany you.

Within each older person there is a younger person wondering: What the hell has happened?

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you're a cheese.

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One more year, one year less: the important thing is that we enjoy it. Happy Birthday!

If I don't give you anything this year, don't be offended, I'm saving for the next one. Happy Birthday!

You are not 40, you are 18 with 22 years of experience.

Congratulations! They will no longer ask for your ID to enter anywhere.

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both fun and lovely, but then I remembered that you already had me in your life. Happy Birthday!

The older the violinist is, the sweeter the melody. Happy birthday to the one on the violin.

I was going to give you something wonderful for your birthday, but the messenger sent me out of the mailbox. Happy Birthday. I love you